While not really "witty" in that they were passed around and reused ad nauseum, these little quips seemed ... What's New; Witty Comebacks; Poems; Pranks; Sight Gags; Songs; Pattycake Songs; Links

I just love those Lil'Rascals. I can hear Alfalfa's voice in my head reading those comebacks...

A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it ... if you can't ignore it, ... Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence.  A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her,

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A book celebrating clever comebacks, witty retorts, and other forms of repartee. ... Viva la Repartee: Clever Comebacks & Witty Retorts from; History's Great Wits & Wordsmiths;

I want to make a master list of witty comebacks you use when people start bugging you about why you don't want to have kids, when you're going to start a family, etc.

Pick up lines and witty comebacks, for example: May I see you pretty soon? Don't you think I'm pretty now? ... May I see you pretty soon? ... I know how to please a woman.

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So here is a list of some of the best comebacks to pick up lines that I could find. I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t wait to try them out.

"A glittering display of comebacks and put-downs from the funniest people on earth." (-- Robert Byrne, compiler of The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said );