A silly list of questions and thoughts to ponder ... If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other ... If he did,

Do witches run spell checkers? ... If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ... Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

In an apparent attempt to be funny, a friend e-mailed me a list of "unanswerable" questions that have been going around. They're variously attributed to Jerry Seinfeld, Steven Wright, and others.

Here's another largely ignored area filled with still more unanswerable questions: What is the unfertilized egg? What is the fertilized egg?** What is an embryo?

This, one may argue, is evidently impossible, for without doubt there are unanswerable questions.

Everyone knows that we are fighting a Sunni insurgency in Iraq (Apparently except our President who still thinks we are fighting "evildoers." By the way, I don't know any in my life. ... You know what,

NOOKS AND CRANNIES; Are there any unanswerable questions? ... There are many unanswerable questions. The most obvious class relates to regions of space time about which we are incapable of

A collection of unusual and urgent questions posed by readers. ... Every day our inbox fills with hundreds of questions that range from the routine to the extraordinary, the mundane to the fantastic.

Lastly, the 20 Questions in the graphic are also unanswerable, but unlike the ones below, they are very funny not deeply disturbing.

These questions may be unanswerable, but it’s still a blast to try and answer them anyhow, as I hope you’ll do in the comments…