Large collection of funny come backs, comebacks, put downs, insults and more funny 1-liners ... Email these Comebacks to a friend

For the work-stressed of the world who are challenged daily to produce biting retorts but sometimes can come up with no more than an "oh yeah!?" ... How about never? ... It sounds like English,

Smart Aleck Comebacks for Anti-Mac Comments, Jeff Adkins, The Lite Side, 2003.11.06. Be prepared for the next time a Windows user tries to zing you for using a Mac. ... PCU: "Macs are so expensive."

A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it ... if you can't ignore it, ... Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence.  A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her,

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individuals who overcame adversity. ... Pull it Forward! Future Comebacks We Might Like to See...

Smart Ass Remarks for all Occasions: ... And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be... ? ... Do I look like a f--king people person?

You have to remember that smart-assed comebacks can sometimes bite back. Our group traditionally roasted a whole lamb at our last outdoor event each season.

and yet again I ended up winning it Hollywood style after being far behind and mounting the most unlikely of comebacks. Wow what a feeling !

Trashy Signs and Slogans - Funny sayings, Taglines, One-Liners and Office Mottos. ... I don't have a solution; but I do admire the problem. ... If i throw a stick, will you leave?