Sick call excuse generator. Help for when you need a mental health day. GetOdd, Not Even! ... We hope that our sick call generator is helpful to you in deciding the excuse for your forthcoming day off.

Funny Junk You Didn't Know. ... ; Get A Fake Doctor's Excuse Here; ... We realize sometimes you need time off from work and you're unable to get a doctors excuse for missing work.

In any event, I woke up in the early morning of my 27th birthday to find myself being smothered by the pillow on my face. ... On the plus side, this made a hell of a sick day excuse.

It's the perfect sick day excuse. It lasts 24 hours, and you're contagious. Gets you out of that day's work, and lets you come in a little late the day after.

The next time you take a fake sick day, maybe you should not post it on your Facebook page. ... When I call into work with a BS excuse I post it to my Facebook and hope my bosses look at it.

Excuse for calling out: 1) This one's good for ... evilregis, on 09/03/2008, -3/+30If you call in sick during the week, Tuesday to Thursday, make sure you take two days. No one is sick one day.

In some women's minds, a midweek shoe sale is a better excuse to take a sick day than a fever.

But publicity surely wasn’t what Merrill Lynch was after when it made headlines last week with it’s new sick-day policy. ... [After the jump, the implausible "the Hamptons made us do it" excuse.]

There's no way you'd ever use an excuse like that to explain why you're missing a day at work. ... And 27 percent of bosses say they've actually fired someone they caught in a 'sick day' lie.