These are sayings I got throught email. They don't all describe me, but I love 'em anyways! *This day was a total waste of makeup. *Make yourself at home, clean my kitchen!

A collection of sarcastic quotes & humor ... Once in a while I'll get a sarcastic haiku from visitors. They are all finely crafted and can be from a haiku master for all I know.

5 wise Ass Sayings. Five smart and funny quotes. Humorous one liners. Sarcastic sayings. ... Here are five more of my favorite sayings that I think I made up.

5 Smart Ass Sayings. Five funny quotes. Humorous one liners. Sarcastic sayings. ... I hope you enjoy five of my favorite sayings that I think I made up.

4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. ... 7. If I throw a stick, ... Others will be blamed. 14.

SARCASTIC SAYINGS TO HELP WITH THOSE SPECIAL OCCASSIONS!! ... 1. Not to imply you're old, but didn't you co-write one of the ten commandments?

Scrapbook sayings, sarcastic. ... National Sarcastic Society - like we really need your support!

1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? ... 2. Do I look like a f#*%ing people person? ... 3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

"I'll be a monkey's uncle" was originally a sarcastic remark by a non-believer of Darwin's theory and was intended to ridicule the theory of evolution...

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.