Periodic Puns and Elemental Discoveries ... 1 Half of a dime; 2 The Lone Ranger's horse; 3 Not fat; 4 Watered down gin; 5 A police officer; 6 What I do when I'm hungry; 7 What torpedoed ships do;

Periodic Table Puns 2; 1. Not an exciting person - Boron - B; 2. Thanksgiving guests - Indium - In; 3. Get clean with this - Chlorine - Cl;

With a wild imagination and a flair for puns, you will be able to use the names of many of the elements to take the place of other words or phrases.

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BadPuns.com - Primarily a site with puns, punny cartoons, and a forum on puns. Also includes links, ... Periodic Table Puns - A test requiring using the imagination. Requests submissions. [PDF]

Element Name: WOMANIUM; Symbol: WO; Atomic Weight: (don't even go there); Physical properties: ... Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if ... Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Though the scientific community was at first doubtful about the existence of polonium, the element was at last ensconced on the periodic table in 1905. All of its isotopes are radioactive.

You should also check your periodic table, and remember your ion names. There is a table of polyatomic ions in the book which may help too!

Periodic Table question: What are the answers to periodic table puns? ... Periodic Table Puns 1