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Seventy-six year old Grace was watching TV at home late one afternoon. Presently, the 5:00 news came on. The lead story was traffic mayhem on I-95 due to a car going down the highway the wrong way.

Title: One-Liners; Spoilers: Everyhing up to 17 People; Summary: Josh's thoughts after the events of 17P; Rating: PG; Archive: Sure, ... He's met to groans and nasty glares from around the room.

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One liners are the stuff of effective communicators and though we are seldom aware of it, each of us can use them to our advantage. ... You strike me as a nasty type personality.

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ARLOO! The Infotainment Blog By A Myanmar Blogger ... I was just reading my quotes archive and found some funny one liners. I think those one liners worth a post so here they are.

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