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“It tastes so good you wanna smack yo mama!” means that whatever you’re tasting is so delicious, so wonderful, so outa this world, that it causes temporary insanity and causes you to...

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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. ... Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!" ... Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.

all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama." ... when she got hit by a cup she told cops that she got mugged.

He is damned if he does and damned if he does not.  I am grateful that I am not in President Obama’s shoes right now, ... The eight year war there is a very complicated situation, ...  When you turn 70,

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! ... Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.