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Funny poems, parodies, haikus and funny rhymes; Jest for pun is full of such crimes ! ... Funny Poems and Rhymes a few funny poems, funny songs & funny rhymes

Mary had a little lamb; Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread. ... Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all ... Simple Simon met a Pieman,

Some of the rude poems in this category contain language that may be (are) offensive to some people. Please read these rude poems at your own risk! ... Naughty Nursery Rhymes

Boo you are hilarious, your first post has still got me laughing. ... Dear Everyone, I don't know why people have to make rude, insensitive comments about others. A man passes away and most of you

his comments are hilarious. what is up with you people? i look forward to his comments. ... hell rhymes with snitch puts up the gay shit about bowwow all the time and you still come on here to read it.

Cordwell, Stephen: Very Rude Limericks. Grange Books, London, 1994. 1-85627-504-3. ... De Witt, Hugh: There was a Fair Maid. Another Collection of Saucy And Hilarious Limericks. ... Duncan, Chester: Rhymes:

THE HUMOUR AND JOKES IN THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD, SOME RHYMES AND JOKES HERE ARE RUDE, SOME RHYMES AND JOKES ARE WITTY, ... OVER 200 ORIGINAL HILARIOUS ADULT LIMERICKS BASED ON PEOPLE'S NAMES

The international collection of obnoxious kid rhymes rolls along with this hilarious triple-shot from Canada:

..I thought those rhymes were mildly rude but hilarious all the more because of it. calling someone a Nazi in court is a little more risky and offensive than writing an amusing rhyme I think.