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Just say immediately: What is the company? Please add me to your "do not call list". Thank you. ... Either way, both of those things let the telemarketer off the hook. ... What I do is not funny,

; Funny Things kids say and do ... My four year old son and I were goofing around the other day playing good guys. As we were getting out of the car I said, "Alright, come on...! I'll be ...

12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No, why can't I take yours?" ... 21. When they say, "May I help you?" respond with, "No, I am beyond help."

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. ... Date: 5/19/2002 10:24:00 AM From Authorid: 54632 Rude! But funny ~2Bizzy~

Alright guys chill out, we played a bad game ... Top Nine Annoying Things About Ohio State-Michigan Rivalry

"You can always count on someone looking dumb trying to tackle Michael Vick, or how every sportscaster loves John Lynch and Mike Alstott just because they're 'throwback' white guys.

50 things to do in the movie theatre; 1. ... 11. Pull out a gun and shoot the "bad guys." Tell people that you are a part of this new "live action" movie. ... 20. Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity.

Sometimes, I do feel, that some of you would do a much better job, than I do when it comes to write really sweet things to say to your girlfriend. ... The toughest (for you guys, who are just trying

Funny Things Pro Death Penalty Visitors Say...; « Thread Started on May 7, 2005, 4:16pm » ... Didn't do it you say... Yeah right.... Perhaps the ten year old seduced him... ( you guys are pathetic);