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A collection of genuine funny statements from auto insurance claim forms. Drivers attempt to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words... ... Funny Pranks, Jokes and Games

So I thought it might be quite fun to come up with a batch of 50-or-so funny-looking messages and pick from them randomly so the user never knows what they're going to see.

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See below: My Mom emailed me a list of funny statements. I have found at least one other version of each statement credited to the same person, prior to publishing.

Time to rat on your boss' funny bank statements ... The two escaped criminal charges because they opted to co-operate with the authorities but have since neglected to pay over the root of all evil.

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Here are the best funny insurance claims all in one list. The list contains the beginnings of a collection of funny claims statements beyond motor insurance, and new contributions are very welcome.

If your pay statements are posted online instead of being delivered to you in hard copy, print them out and keep them in a fire-proof file cabinet. ... Funny about Money;