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College is the best time of your life.  When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?  ~David Wood;

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.