You get on that train and, once it leaves the station, you’d better stay the Hell on it because if you don’t, the gentle mercy of death will be merely an elusive dream.

Do you think you would have more friends because your smile made a fantastic first impression? ... Would you smile more, knowing you had a smile that made others glow because you smiled at them?

she said that she has been in it for five weeks, which made it far worse, because she was telling the voters that she has only five weeks experience in getting ready to be a possible President.

Which also made me laugh. ... I love listening to her laugh and seeing her smile. It was such a ... And, by the way, may have to arm wrestle you over Best Roommate, because she was the bees knees. ;)

But that’s fine, you go and smile about a guy on a team getting injured because he kicks the living shit out of your favorite team.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.

"There's one more thing," she said excitedly. ... "This is very important," the woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." ... The pastor stood looking at the woman,

I know because I used to be down with them years ago...But I made it out of that cult. I could send yall pics of them performing at Passover with the full hebrew get-up LOL...

"One of the main reasons we went to Susan was not only because she has an unmatched reputation but because she has that sense of fun which we wanted."

But just because our perennial party girl will (one day) hang up her club-hopping heels doesn't mean that she will let her voice go to waste.