I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone. ... She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes. ... Baby Jokes

The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete! ... Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." ... One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. ... JOKES PICTURES CARTOONS QUOTES TRIVIA COMEDIANS TV COMEDY SHOPPING FORUMS LINKS

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